Showing posts with label outdoors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label outdoors. Show all posts

7.09.2013

Matvei again. Unofficial Item Haul.

Talm isn't back yet from his daughter's birthday party, was expecting him an hour ago. Anyway he had a post planned for today. Doing one on his behalf. It won't be as fun, because I'll be talking about practical things, but anyway.

iPhone Armband

These days running and proxying alike has become centred around the internet. Or you might need to contact someone. Yet that can be hard while in combat, or fleeing. This is an okay-ish solution. It's an armband, and you slide your iPhone into it. So, you can run, jump around, fire guns, ride bikes, drive cars, and your iPhone will be close by and secure.

It's not clear on the picture, but there is a cover over the iPhone's screen, which protects it from scratches while being thin enough to use the touch screen through.

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Can be purchased here.

Shitstormproof USB

Another thing about running and proxying is the importance of information. People will pay to get it and people will pay to have it destroyed. Introducing a bulletproof, shockproof, fireproof, waterproof USB. Used in the armed forces, if I'm not mistaken. This way you can store information about proxies, runners. If that didn't have you sold on it, it's also a keyring and has an aesthetically pleasing pattern on it.

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Can be purchased here.

Cash Capsule

A keyring that is actually a capsule. It can be used to hold money, specifically notes, for those times you've had to leave in a hurry and need a quick fiver for the bus. Or maybe you need it for taking cyanide for impromptu suicides when you suspect you're about to be interrogated.

Others may want to keep some Ipecac in there for impromptu emesis if you suspect the person you're about to interrogate has taken some cyanide.

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Can be purchased here.

✒Matvei

7.07.2013

#5 - Sword Disguised As An Umbrella-ella-ella, eh-eh...

Talm here. Pascaline likes this one, whereas Matvei prefers to murder with actual umbrellas. I'm on the fence. I shall leave the decision-making to you.

Name of item: Umbrella Sword Cane.
Description:
"Fully Functional Umbrella
Sword Length 23" Sword Blade Length: 15-1/2"
Overall length 36"
Handle with sword attached unscrews at base of umbrella
Blade Material: Stainless Steel"
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Why all the measurements are in inches and feet and stuff, I just gawd dang diddly don't know. Anyway, it functions both as an umbrella (albeit a BAAAYD umbrella!) and a weapon.

Rating: 8/10.

8 is for its effectiveness as a weapon, I grant ye that nobody sees it coming. The missing 2 points is for it not being a good umbrella and also weather over here has been nice for the past few days. Expect more stealth products over the next few peepertimers, as Matvei certainly favours the clandestine arts. Also I may reveal a little more about myself. Of course there are secrets, everyone has secrets, but nah... gotta wait for the right time. There's got to be a right time.

You can buy it here, with free shipping.

-Talm