Talm here. Pascaline likes this one, whereas Matvei prefers to murder with actual umbrellas. I'm on the fence. I shall leave the decision-making to you.
Name of item: Umbrella Sword Cane.
Description:
Why all the measurements are in inches and feet and stuff, I just gawd dang diddly don't know. Anyway, it functions both as an umbrella (albeit a BAAAYD umbrella!) and a weapon.
Rating: 8/10.
8 is for its effectiveness as a weapon, I grant ye that nobody sees it coming. The missing 2 points is for it not being a good umbrella and also weather over here has been nice for the past few days. Expect more stealth products over the next few peepertimers, as Matvei certainly favours the clandestine arts. Also I may reveal a little more about myself. Of course there are secrets, everyone has secrets, but nah... gotta wait for the right time. There's got to be a right time.
You can buy it here, with free shipping.
-Talm
Name of item: Umbrella Sword Cane.
Description:
"Fully Functional UmbrellaPicture:
Sword Length 23" Sword Blade Length: 15-1/2"
Overall length 36"
Handle with sword attached unscrews at base of umbrella
Blade Material: Stainless Steel"
Why all the measurements are in inches and feet and stuff, I just gawd dang diddly don't know. Anyway, it functions both as an umbrella (albeit a BAAAYD umbrella!) and a weapon.
Rating: 8/10.
8 is for its effectiveness as a weapon, I grant ye that nobody sees it coming. The missing 2 points is for it not being a good umbrella and also weather over here has been nice for the past few days. Expect more stealth products over the next few peepertimers, as Matvei certainly favours the clandestine arts. Also I may reveal a little more about myself. Of course there are secrets, everyone has secrets, but nah... gotta wait for the right time. There's got to be a right time.
You can buy it here, with free shipping.
-Talm
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