Name of item: "FACE BANK COIN EATING MONEYBOX IN PINK"
Description of product, taken from Amazon page:
"HIGH QUALTIY (sic)FACE BANK EATS YOUR COIN AS IF HE IS ENJOYING IT.AAA BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.COLOUR IN PINK"
Rating: 5/10
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This is a functional money box I was using to save up for things on Fracture's free market. You put the coin in, and it is programmed to give the appearance of chewing it. However, I found myself keeping spare change in my wallet in an effort to avoid utilising this product. Its appearance is rather discomforting, and in recent events I have woken up directly facing the monstrosity. I believe it is the nose I find particularly unsettling. My daughter Charlotte expressed similiar issues.
The 5/10 rating stems from its effectiveness against Runners. The only use I have been able to find for this is to gaslight them by placing it in their houses. After watching a Runner dispose of one by burning it, I can confirm the product is damaged by fire, and had to replace said product.
It requires batteries, which are not included.
Yeah, that's a pretty disturbing moneybox.
ReplyDeleteWatch the brick version chew: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhjh5m0-6yE
DeleteThe dang diddly doo I put up with!
I would not only burn this thing, I would dissolve the remains in acid, neutralise them with bleach and then toss the sludge of a cliff. Who made this, and what elder gods were whispering to them at the time?
ReplyDeleteSee, to gaslight I would buy another and put it on your desk. IT WOULD ALWAYS COME BACK!
DeleteAs for who made it? Japan, I think, at least that's what Google says.
Ah, that explains everything.
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