#5 - Sword Disguised As An Umbrella-ella-ella, eh-eh...

Talm here. Pascaline likes this one, whereas Matvei prefers to murder with actual umbrellas. I'm on the fence. I shall leave the decision-making to you.

Name of item: Umbrella Sword Cane.
Description:

"Fully Functional Umbrella
Sword Length 23" Sword Blade Length: 15-1/2"
Overall length 36"
Handle with sword attached unscrews at base of umbrella
Blade Material: Stainless Steel"

Picture:

Why all the measurements are in inches and feet and stuff, I just gawd dang diddly don't know. Anyway, it functions both as an umbrella (albeit a BAAAYD umbrella!) and a weapon.

Rating: 8/10.

8 is for its effectiveness as a weapon, I grant ye that nobody sees it coming. The missing 2 points is for it not being a good umbrella and also weather over here has been nice for the past few days. Expect more stealth products over the next few peepertimers, as Matvei certainly favours the clandestine arts. Also I may reveal a little more about myself. Of course there are secrets, everyone has secrets, but nah... gotta wait for the right time. There's got to be a right time.

You can buy it here, with free shipping.

-Talm

#2, #3 + #4 -- Ropes and Grappling Hooks

Why the triple review? Because Talm here is about to save you $90. Or £60.

#2

Name of item: Grappling Hook, as sold on Fracture's Free Market.

Description: Rope sold separately.

Rating: 4/10

#3

Name of item: Rope, as sold on Fracture's Free Market.

Description: 50 ft rope.

Rating: 6/10

Seriously, this was a god damn rip-off. Rope for $10 / £6.65? Not bad. But a grappling hook for $80 / £53.20? Do you think the Runners we hunt down bleed money or something? The 4 is because both items are functional. Still... dunnah buy it.

#4

Name of item: Ninja Grappling Hook, by Ninja Gear

Description:

"Grapple out from a tight spot. Steel makes this a sturdy hook for grabbing an item quickly. The long nylon rope provides excessive length needed to make a complete grab. The hooks are placed on the threaded spine of the base with a spring tensioner. Turn it to adjust it to the right spot. A flat black finish on the exterior allows you to stay concealed in the shadows. Specifications: Overall Length: 10.5 Inches Span: 8.3 Inches Grappling Points: 4 Rope Length: 30 Feet Features: Spring Tensioner, Steel Construction"

Rating: 10/10

Fully functional, high quality cord AND hook for $10.43 / £7.30. Would definitely recommend. Since Fracture's rope isn't as much of a rip-off, you can simply buy the 50ft rope and replace the 30ft cord with it.

You can buy it here.

-Talm